遠山顕の英会話楽習 2018/9/19 jokes
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Why Is It Funny? English Through Jokes

Joke 1
The teacher said, “I don’t have no pets.’ Now, class, what should I do to correct that?”
Betty raised her hand and said, “( )”
“(先生が「(二重否定文で)“ I don’t have no pets.
“(私はペットがいない)。さあみんな、それはどう直せばいいかな?」ベティーが手を挙げて
Yes, cute.
Yeah.
In a sense???

Joke 2
The past, the present and the future walked into a bar. It was ( ).
過去、現在と未来がバーに入ってきた。 ( ) であった。

Bar jokes.
Yes.
Really, yeah.

Something comes into. Or someone
walks
walks into a bar.
Fomular jokes. 公式
Somebody talks.
Something talks.
Somebody says something, right. That’s right.
Even something talks, right? A pencil walks into.
Yeah, yeah, or animals, something talks something.

Joke 3
This is another bar joke.
Oh, it it.
Oh, okay.
Oh, okay.
Three ( ) walk into a bar. They sit. They drink. They leave.
3つのがバーに入ってくる。彼らは座る。彼らは飲む。彼らは出て行く。
Nothing happened.
That’s right.
Yeah, I like it.
You do.
That’s funny. I do.
Let’s think about it a little bit. Yeah, it’s fun.
That makes sense.

Joke 4
A: Why should you never lend a book to apostrophes?
B: I don’t know. Why?
A: They are too ( ).

A: なぜアポストロフィーに決して本を貸すべきではない?
B: さあ。なぜ?
A: ( )すぎる。
I, kind of, figure that’s discovering. ???

It shows possession.
Jack’s house.

??? they won’t give it back.
Something like that.

Joke 5
The teacher says, “Name two pronouns.”
The student says, “( )”
先生が「代名詞を2つ言って」
生徒が「 ( ) 」

I get it.
Yeah, you’ve got think about that one, too.

I don’t know whether the student is clever or not.
I think he was just wondering. If he was the one who had the answer.
I don’t think he is clever. or she.

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1). Buy a kitty?
2). tense. 時制、緊張した
3). intransitive verbs 自動詞
4). possessive:所有欲が強(すぎる)
5). Who, me?

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