Yahagi & Ike’s fun English /#36「背後霊」Guardian angel

矢作とアイクの英会話, Yahagi & Ike’s Fun English
#36「背後霊」Guardian angel

Who are you talking to?
Your guardian angel.
Dude. You’re freaking me out.
It would be rude to ignore it.
ignore it? Who are you talking to? My guardian angel?
Possibly, your guardian angel is your grandfather or grandmother?
Which one?
it’s hard to tell. Um… it has a mustache.
Well then it’s probably my grandfather… But my grandfather never had a mustache. So you must be seeing someone else.
Maybe he grew one after he went to heaven.
Wait… is that possible? What is he saying?
He says.. “I always watch over you, Alex”
says の発音が間違ってる sez
I’m not Alex. He doesn’t talk like that! You are a liar.
You are very sharp.

guardian angel 守護天使、守り神
mustache [mʌ́stæʃ] 口ひげ