Carokowanz-English – ⚠️INFORMAL ways to say you have to 💩🚽

Carokowanz-English – ⚠️INFORMAL ways to say you have to 💩🚽

I’ll be back in a few minutes.
Okay.
And I need to visit the procelain throne.
Oh, sounds fancy, huh?
No! I need to make a deposit.
You’re going to the bank right now?
No! I have to lay some cable.
Cable?
Uh, I have a cable.
No! not that cable.
I don’t understand.
I have to go number two.
I have to make some chocolate pudding.
Oh, I want some.
Eww.
I’m trying to say that I have to go
poop.
Bye.
Ah! I’ll turn up the music, huh?
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procelain throne (磁器（セラミック）の王座) 便器、トイレ
make a deposit 預金する、 = poop
lay some cable 排便する
= do a poo
poop　うんち