kota_English – ちょっと、、ハードル高すぎん！！！！？

You guys and a boyfriend or girlfriend?
Suddenly tho lol (Tho is short for though and lol means ‘laughing out loud’)
Ah
Not anymore.
Not anymore? Wha happened?
We broke up. He was a bad boyfriend,
Bad boyfriend
LMAO (laughing my ass offの頭文字をとって作られた言葉です。お尻がとれちゃいそうなくらい面白い)
I’m joking, he’s serious.
So, what is the most important thing to pick your boyfriend?
They have to be funny.
They have to be tall.
I like their background.
Just, lik, know who they are.
Yeah. Get you know.
They have to be, like, a good person.
Yeah. You should, like, who they are before you, like
What about appearance?
Appearance?
You’ll like blond hair?
Okay, yeah.
like pretty eyes.
Like dirty ones.
Tall tan, 日焼け
blue eyes,
Abs 腹筋
Like a skater or surfer boy.
What about, like
they have to be a football player?
Yeah, football and baseball
Muscles and handsome face
Yeah.
Tan.
No stop.
Everthing right?
Yeah, exactly.
Got a hit on the check points, huh?