23/11/10 英会話仙人トモヤさん-大学で色々な学科の学生にいきなり体当たりしたら.

Really, really.
I don’t have the time for this today.
You look dumb. No offense.
What major are you? Business?
Exactly as I thought.
So you’re just here to waste time and money?
I wish I had the luxury for that.
I’m a Mechanical Engineer.
I’m better than you and my major’s harder than yours.
Yeah.
Just yesterday I spent 5 hours in a single homework problem.
I bet you haven’t studied 5 hours your entire life.
[scoffs]
Moron.
That’s lawful.
[grunts]
Watch the sparrow, my guy.
Let me call you back.
By the way, you just bumped into your future lawyer.
Do that again?
And you’re probably getting sued.
Yeah. And I can represent myself in court.
[scoffs]
I’m pre-law.
No big deal.
What about you? What major are you?
History? What do you plan to do with that?
You’re either gonna be a historian, or history teacher?
Uh, no, you’re not.
It’s either.
Um, I said the pronunciation is either.
Everyone’s always wrong but me.
[scoffs]
I’m better than everyone.
No way.
You’re sorry?
That’s okay.
Um, actually, hey, did you know in the scare games of 1998?
It was McCaffrey, like, 3 years in a row, that’s unheard of.
That’s a new record.
It’s really gonna go down in history.
What major am I?
I’m a history major.
Yeah, how’d you know?
What about you?
Oh, okay.
What are my plans after college?
I don’t know.
I’d be a historian, maybe a history teacher.
Might be unemployed.
Who knows?
Have a good one.
What’s up?
Oh, no worries.
By the way, what major are you?
Neuroscience.
You study a lot, you’re a high achiever? Yeah?
That’s I thought.
You think you’re a high achiever.
because you receive the lack of support from your parents,
when you were younger?
What am I talking about?
I’m sorry, I’m just a psychology major.
I’m able to diagnose any and everyone.
And I just diagnosed you.
You’re welcome.
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You look dumb. No offense.
dumb 愚かな
No offense.　悪気はない
I bet you haven’t studied 5 hours your entire life.
I bet 絶対〜だよ。
[scoffs]　あざ笑う [US] skɑf ｜ [UK] skɔf
Moron.
moron バカ、[US] mɔ́rɑn ｜ [UK] mɔ́ːrɔn
That’s lawful.
lawful 合法の
[grunts] 不平を言う [grʌ́nt]
Watch the sparrow, my guy.
sparrow すずめ
By the way, you just bumped into your future lawyer.
bump into -, 〜にぶつかる。ばったり会う
And you’re probably getting sued.
get sued 訴えられる sue 訴える
Yeah. And I can represent myself in court.
私は法廷で自分自身を弁護することができます。
I’m pre-law.　法学部入学準備の
No big deal.
大したことじゃない
Everyone’s always wrong but me.
but A, 〜以外の、〜を除いて
Who knows?
知らないよ。さあね。(誰が知っている、誰も知らない)
Have a good one.
またね、素敵な一日を
Neuroscience. 神経科学
You study a lot, you’re a high achiever? Yeah?
achiever 達成者
I’m sorry, I’m just a psychology major.
心理学専攻
I’m able to diagnose any and everyone.
diagnose 〜を診断する