英会話仙人トモヤさん- 23/9/21- 日本のマッチングアプリに世界が衝撃 | 英会話を学ぼう |

There’s a Japanese online dating site.
That has 2.7 million registered users.
And currently,
only one of those 2.7 million users is a woman.
True story.
You just know this.
The second that one woman signed up,
her phone must’ve literally exploded.
She must’ve had, like, 2.7 million messages
in her inbox that just said, “Hey, you up?”
Well, I mean, what a powerful thing,
this woman, like –
The ball is really in her court.
全て彼女次第
D’you know what I mean?
Well, technically, all the balls are in her court.
All 5.4 million balls.
金玉はふたつ
She just has to choose which pair she wants.
But there must’ve been a moment where
there’s one guy hanging out with his buddies
and goes, “Guys, I’ve met this girl online.”
And the other friend’s like, “No way!”
I’ve just met a girl online, too.”
And the other one’s like, “Hold on,
I also met a girl online.”
And they’re like, “Okay,
on the count of three, let’s all say her name.”
“All right.”
“One, two, three…”
“Rachel.”
“Damn it!”

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register 登録する
And currently,
curently 現在は
The second that one woman signed up,
The second that -, 〜するとすぐに
sign up 契約や登録をする
her phone must’ve literally exploded.
must’ve = must have 〜したに違いない
literally 文字通り
explode(d) 爆発する
in her inbox that just said, “Hey, you up?”
inbox 受信箱
you up? チャット出来る？
The ball is really in her court.
the ball is in your court あなた次第
Well, technically, all the balls are in her court.
technically 厳密に言えば、正確に言うと
there’s one guy hanging out with his buddies
hang out with -, 〜と一緒に過ごす
buddy 仲間、友達、親友
and goes, “Guys, I’ve met this girl online.”
go 言う
And the other friend’s like, “No way!”
No way. ありえない、信じられない
And the other one’s like, “Hold on,
Hold on.待って
“Damn it!”
damn it くそ、ちくしょう